By Robert Hacker, jr
The Anti-Werewolf Force has been heralded by US President Ronald Regan as having prevented more deaths than any other policing agency in North America based on numbers released today by the AWWF office.
“These brave men and women are fighting the good fight against what can only be described as a test of our resolve,” said President Regan.
“And not only are they fighting the fight bravely, they are winning based on the numbers. Remember kids, say no to drugs”
Questions over the past few months have centred on whether or not there truly is a werewolf threat. AWWF agents scoffed at the suggestion, saying that the world is certainly under many threats and werewolves were one of the most dangerous. One agent, who wished to remain anonymous, said: “You won’t see them everyday. That’s how these half-men, half-dogs operate. They don’t want to be seen. They hide in the shadows of society and wait for their opportunity to dine on our relaxed nature – on our forgiveness. There will be no forgiveness. Those who look to destroy our way of life can be sure that they way will meet their end.”
No werewolves could be reached for reaction.
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