Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Things your mom should have told you about aliens


2). Hitchhiking safety:

Never hitch a ride with an alien. Sure, they might seem nice and sure that flying disk pulling up beside looks like it would pass Air Care, but then you are riding up the universal highway listening to your favourite Engelbert Humperdinck tracks and… BAM! There goes your face. Things in the flying saucer can get pretty hairy. Think twice before you jump in that oblong-eyed bastard's ride.

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