3). Keep it real:
If an alien visits there is no need to "freak" out. Assume the best. Remember you are the first human they will see – you are the AMBASSADOR OF EARTH.
One thing you should keep in mind is that an alien invasion is not a right to make the joke, “take me to your dealer.” We have all seen the poster. Aliens don’t smoke pot and they don’t know where the “good stuff” is. The only thing smoking at that point will be your insides after a death ray "incident".
Instead, kindly wave to the newcomer and tell him or her – or it: “Welcome to earth, home of cheese.”
They will be suitably impressed that the dominant species on earth could use friendly surrogate spoiled milk for nachos.
If they look at you like you are an idiot merely walk away and yell: “cows, get em!” Watch them get scared.
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