Class-Z-fieds: Zombies seeking Zombie

Hiya,

I'm visiting METRO for a little while this month and next and, not knowing anyone here, I thought I'd throw this out. Looking to get together with a nice zombie for a brain or two at some point.

My observations of your city so far:

1) I was led to believe you had nicer weather
2) I got high on wednesday night merely by eating my way though the crowds at the fireworks
3) It's amusing that the living’s grocery bill contains more line items dedicated to deposits and recycling fees than items of actual food

As for my looks, I'm 5'8", 175lbs, shaved head, quite dead and in (very) bad shape overall. I've been confused for a US Marine a few times in the last year. A girl I ate once told me before I ate her I would make a really ugly man-woman. I'll trade pics. I'm sloppy looking, girls barf to my direction usually (making them less appetizing).

I'm very laid back and like deep cerebral dishes. I'm a very poor listener but good at pretending-to-listen-listener. I don't want to go to a club with you, but a pub/bar/coffee shop/something else would probably be fine. I like zombie stuff. Back home I surround myself with ratty clothes, electric wires, and blood. I'm not at all the hippy metrosexual type that seem to be swarming the streets down here. That being said, I love to have a zombette around... make me balance out.

I'm staying in a dumpster downtown (or at least what I believe to be downtown) and don't have access to a car so if you're in some far off land, like Easter Island for instance, it not work. Feel free to still say "urgh" though.

Class-Z-fied: Grunt and Moan

I say:
I notice in your sentence below that you have emphasized the accused is a Werewolf... that shows your own bias.

All the rest of it, the crap flying around on here is simply racism.. from both sides! There is no one superior species in this world, each have their good and bad traits that are as individual as each individual species.

Pathetic behaviour runs in all species, as does crime. There is a genetic disorder causing werewolves to attack Zombies during full moons. The wealthy do it, the poor do it and the green, black, yellow, white, red, and purple do it...each werewolf for their own reasons.

Go ahead and be angry that such a horrible thing happened...but leave species out of it...

Get a grip Zs and ignore the trolls that are here everyday all day just to incite you.

You say:
Zombies in this city need to stop being so damn passive and stand up for yourself!! The ONLY reason horror be is because we let it be!!! Werewolves in America would NEVER call a vampire a bl**d sucker to his face, or call a Swampy a wet*ack because they know they would get killed if they do. Damn undead here are so passive, START STANDING UP FOR YOURSELF!!

Class-Z-fied: Grunt and Moan

Zombies in this city need to stop being so damn passive and walk straight!! The ONLY reason horror be is because we let it be!!! Werewolves in America would NEVER call a vampire a bl**d sucker to his face, or call a Swampy a wet*ack because they know they would get killed if they do. Damn undead here are so passive, START STANDING UP FOR YOURSELF!!

If you want to gain respect, you must spill lobo blood. Cut off their heads with a silver sword, so they bleed all over their lifeless bodies. Then eat them and take their children and murder them right in front of our falling eyes. DO WHATS NECESSARY!!!

U a zombie, r in d closet/new 2 Metro/looking 4 real friends? (Metro)

was just wondering if u zombies wanna start a group or something. tell me a little something about yourself, your expectations of the group, the kind of people u wanna eat and do, or anything in your mind just to start the brains rolling.

being new in Metro is already hard. meeting other Zombies in this city is even harder especially if u dont go clubbing heads, hang out in offices, or ur just the type of zombie who just needs a push with something. so yeah, email me if u have any ideas.
thanks... zombiegroup@zmail.com

Class-Z-fieds

Our social group MetroZFriends is for people undead who live in Metro. We get together for pub nights, brunches, bowling, dancing and other activities in which the living show an interest. Our membership is diverse in age and interests.

This is not a dating or support group, although we hope that in the context of our eating activities we provide a supportive environment. Our messageboard and calendar are for postings related to introductions, upcoming events and flesh-eating-activities.

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